Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Turns out that I don’t like 70’s music

I knew something was up when Mom turned on the TV and changed the channel to 70’s music. What was she thinking? Who likes this stuff? Disco? I’m glad that era is gone, but Mom sure seems to like it when she’s cleaning house.

You should see her dance. Good thing she didn’t take her career in that direction is all I’m going to say about that.

We have wood floors at our house (came in handy before I was potty trained), and Mom is really particular about how they look. You can imagine the mess I make after a good walk. I can never pass up a good pile of mud or puddle of water, so needless to say, Mom’s floors get kinda dirty.

Can I just say that I’d rather have dirty floors than to listen to that stupid 70’s music and listen to the vacuum cleaner? I HATE that thing, and I’m not afraid to tell it what I think of it.

I have to admit that I love messing with the mop, which drive’s Mom nuts. She uses Murphy’s Oil Soap to clean up after me and I’ll admit it does a great job. The floors look shiny (until my next walk… ::evil grin::), and the house smells great.

She also throws in a little Nature’s Miracle Stain & Odor Remover in the cleaning solution… you know… just to make sure. She used to use that stuff a LOT before I learned where to potty. You’d think by now she’d learn to trust me. Gheesh.

I’m just warning you now…. if you ever invite me to a party, leave the 70’s music out of it. That music stinks.