Thursday, October 07, 2010

Brrrrrr!

Mom is getting on my nerves. She’s always hot, so she keeps the house at a 10 degrees below zero (in dog temperature). Can’t she see us shivering? Dad has accepted his fate and has been wearing sweat pants and sweat shirts (and sometimes a blanket) when he’s at home, even in the summer.

I think I’m going to give in and start wearing a sweater. IN THE HOUSE! There’s something not right about that. Actually two things:


1. Cool dogs like me don’t wear sweaters
2. If I’m shivering even though I’m wearing a built-in fur coat, the house is too cold.

I’m willing to wear a sweater, even if it’s NOT COOL, because Mom gets really cranky when she’s hot. I know you won’t believe this but, she doesn’t even like me to lay on the back of her neck when she’s hot. That’s my favorite place ESPECIALLY when she’s hot. Her neck makes a really good puppy warmer.

I’m really glad I’ve outgrown my argyle sweater, and hope that Mom has better taste in sweaters now that I’m older and more discerning of what’s hip.