Friday, January 29, 2010

I think Mom is feeling bad about leaving me

Mom and Dad are going on a short trip to celebrate Mom’s birthday. She’s REALLY old. Something like 350 in dog years.


They booked me the best room at the pet hotel and got extra play time and extra treat time for me. They’re dropping me off right before the last play time tomorrow so I’ll get to play with some new friends before I go to my room. My room is heated to 72 degrees 24/7 and I’m right up front where all the people are. I can also see what’s going on from my room, which is nice for a nosy guy like me.


Mom is sad that she’s not going to see me for a few days, so I got some new fun stuff to play with today. I really like it when Mom feels guilty.


Here’s my new cookie machine. It didn’t take me long to figure how to make the cookies come out. Mom put treats in it. Dad put kibble in it. Guess which one I liked better? Dad ended up picking kibble up off the floor.

I tore a hole in my blankie and Mom didn’t have time to repair it, so look what she loaned me! She loaned me her mink blanket! OK, it’s not really mink, but it sure was fun to roll around on.

Mom told me that they give out a pawgress report from my visit at the dog hotel. I hope it’s not like her report cards when she was a kid or I’m in BIG trouble!

Monday, January 25, 2010

My grandma is funny

Grandma sent Mom a birthday present, since it’ll be her birthday in about a week. Grandma called today and said that it was OK to open it.


It’s a skateboard! Grandma thinks that I’m so smart that I should have a skateboard and learn to skate on it. It should be noted that Grandma has more faith than Dad does that Mom won’t have a horrible accident due to a skateboard being in the house. I’m kind of glad that Mom had the big accident that broke all those bones in her face, because it made Dad feel so sad for her that he let her have a puppy. That would be me! Yay for accidents!


(I’m kidding, Mom)


Mom’s going to wait until they’re back from their trip to start training me how to use it. She told me that she’ll be posting my progress here. This should be interesting, huh?

Friday, January 15, 2010

I’m famous again!

I was featured in The Daily Squee once again! What’s next? DQ? (Dog’s Quarterly)

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I’m famous!

I was featured on the Daily Squee! Mom reads the Daily Squee daily because it’s full of cute animals. I guess it should be no surprise that I was featured, being cute and all….

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Danger

Mom and Dad taught me to stay away from dangerous things when I was a little puppy. The plants and the electrical cords in the house are so dangerous that I won’t touch them or go near them even if it’s standing between me and my toy.


Mom and I were playing fetch and the ball bounced right onto the leaf of one of the plants. When that happens, I don’t think it’s too much to ask for help from Mom or Dad. I won’t fall for tricks either. Even if they tell me it’s OK to get the ball, I won’t get it. That’s THEIR job as the adults in the house. I must have been crying about this for five minutes before Mom rescued the ball. Notice my other trick at the end. I can catch balls and other stuff in mid air. SUPERSTAR!

Mom is teaching me some dance routines. I’m not sure I’m crazy about the word “twirl”. I’d prefer that she call it “spin” or something a little more manly.

Everyone knows that I’m destined to be a star. Twirling is just the start.